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The Robot Uprising is Real, People!
Robots are liars. Every day they lie to us to make us feel safe and secure and lazy because they're doing all of our work for us. This is a transcript from a real conversation:
Person: Record my show.
Don't be fooled. It's only a matter of time before they stop hiding their true intentions and enslave us all. The only way to truly protect yourself is to be informed and inform others. (One of) The best way(s) to do that is to buy our t-shirts and wear them all the time. Then tell everyone you know to buy them. And if they don't listen to you, make fun of them for not buying them. And if they do buy them, but don't wear them, make fun of them for not wearing them.
This is a serious issue and we all need to do our part. Give us money so we can make more of these awesome shirts.